Why is everyone surprised about the nasty weather? Moaners are making the weather look bad, appear difficult and unpleasant. Since last week, the weatherman did warn about the snow & windy condition - they did say that it was going to happen – nasty weather. Why are people surprised, complaining and bunking off work? It’s immoral – a sin. Anyway, enjoy the damn weather and being trapped at home, at the airport, or at work. More snow + freezing temperatures is heading for the UK, Channel Islands and Isle of Man....
People: "8 inches of snow" ..."shocking" ... "chaos" ... "the heaviest snow in 18 years" ... "mayhem" ... "flights cancelled" ... "its gonna get worst tonight"
Students & ScallyWaggs: "incredible" ... "amazing" ... "awesome"
The Elderly: "brutal" ... "very odd" ... "shocking" ... “apocalyptic” … “its dangerous”
The Secret Diary: "thank God it's Monday" ... "we love it" ... "happy holidays"
* The Secret Diary is a member of National Sarcasm Society.
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lol!
ReplyDeleteCan I please join the National Sarcasm Society?
Pretty please!