"Having pig, cow, sheep chicken duck and goose for dinner tonight. Absolutely no idea where they are going to sit though. Need more chairs."
"Can't find the barn or the pig pens under the snow so all the animals are in the farmhouse tonight. Sheep make good foot warmers."
"Woke middle of night so thirsty mouth felt like badgers arse. Open eyes to find it was actually hedgehogs arse. Need house back."
* Name: Cadbury Adams Esq.
* Location: Little Chortley By-The-Brow
* Web: http://twitter.com/CadburyAdamsEsq
* Bio: I'm a farmers son, living and working on a farm in Gloucestershire, England.
"hedgehogs arse"
ReplyDeleteew lol
I love all animals though ;)