Use your camera phone to take photos of the contents of your suitcase, before every trip, except if you have any of the following in your luggage: narcotics, illegal immigrants, “dirty money” (Dark Knight, Customs won't believe you "got paid" for your blogs or that you earned all that cash blogging “in a foreign country”. Blogging doesn’t pay that much, except you are taking backhanders blogging and campaigning on behalf of a drugs cartel for for the legalization of narcotics), firearms, anaconda snake, comodo dragon, baby elephant, hedgehog, orangantan, Bubbles (Michael Jackson's chimpanzee), ouija board, satanic / pagan / witchcraft / black magic paraphernalia, dodgy kebab, or any other crazy items or contraband or endangered animals. What's on your mind right now? Money?
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