THE SECRET DIARY IS HERE !!!
Head Spinning
...too much time travel to the future without a time machine. I must get myself a time machine with helmet.
Just Got Home: One Thing Is On My Mind
food... I'm hungry... I could eat a house right now. I only had breakfast this mornibg. It's past 10pm right now... I shall now eat my (x-large) dinner (happily) like a fat (greedy) baby. I hope I'll be able to stand up afterwards. Maybe or maybe not. I shall find out.
The Secret Diary – TheSecretDiary – The Secret Diary MAY Go Private, Soon
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... it's close to midnight ...G'night ...
The Secret Diary: I Have A Dream
Those who sleep early dream good dreams; good sleep restores & refreshes you. I'm off to bed, early, to pursue my dreams. If you think I’m not going to bed right this minute, dream on!
Mayor. Amsterdam. Holland. Cannabis. Illegal. Jail
Amsterdam is cannabis capital of Europe, but not for long... don’t go rushing off across the channel to Holland this weekend for your weekend fix of cannabis. Possession / consumption of Cannabis in Amsterdam will soon be illegal. Supply, importation, distribution is still very illegal and you could go to hell if the Mayor of Amsterdam catch you. Credit crunch ravaging your country and now the Mayor of Amsterdam is about to ban your ‘happiness’. Your weekend trip to the continent is totally f*%ked. Thank God I don’t' smoke or I would have been really upset by this really sad news. Rather than suffer undue withdrawal symptoms, you should pick, dry and smoke that green, green grass in your backyard. Grass is grass.
Nasty English Weather
…cold, damp and misty morning. It doesn't feel like 08:48 ... slow traffic and fog on the motorway, heading to M6 North. Gordon Brown's cabinet have a better chance of sorting out the bloody weather than fixing the battered economy within 18 months.
I'm A prAwNstAR
Chili-mania « food vagabond... prawns on my plate - with lotsa chilli peppers, and a secret sauce... didn't eat last night... woke up starving...
The World Need Ditch Diggers, Too
My advice for you today if the credit crunch is getting to you. Sell your acre of land on the moon and pay CASH for all the things you want.
Children: No Booze For Under 15s
Children under 15-years old should not drink any alcohol, at all. I was about 20-years old the first (and last) time I had a drink. I was drunk at a friend’s house. The headache lasted for 24-hours. English Law says you can drink from the age of five. People are dying young from alcohol abuse and liver disease. Parents, stop boozing and do your job.
Police Shoves Naked Woman Into Street After CCTV Footage Reveals She Bites Off Man's Manhood In Sex Attack
Eight times in one night for one woman. Do you consider it a bit too much or not enough? I heard on the news that a woman in America gave birth to eight babies (and she's going to breastfeed them all). Well done to her and her (strong) man. To have eight babies in one go, her man probably gave it to her eight times in one night. She was strong (woman) enough to handle all of him. Eight times in one night… is that not a bit too much? Will it now be the government recommended national average? British government legislates on anything and everything – everything, including what you do in the privacy of your home. The European Union is the worst. Soon, men would be handcuffed and carted off to jail, for not servicing their women (enough) at the government recommended national average (per night). Servicing women at the government recommended national average and saving the world all at the same time? Surely, we’d lose concentration… it is a bit too much. In a mass uprising, men would be lining up to join ManPAC, the Official Political Action Committee for Exhausted English Men, whose aim would be to lobby 10 Downing Street to reduce the government recommended national average per night because men are tired, exhausted and just can’t cope… I’m worried – as scare as being forced to ride the subway without pants… Soon, we’ll see screaming headlines (in “The Spider S*e*x Chronicles”) “Police Shoves Naked Woman Into Street After CCTV Footage Reveals She Bites Off Man's Manhood In Sex Attack” … *stop rolling your eyes* …I’m out.
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TheSecret, A Secret Sucess Formula, and Missing Information That I Know, and Now Share With You...
A Secret Success Formula That I Know. ...the winning formula
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Constant Improvement Concept.
Search Engine Submission.
New video added (under: race & politics): Barack and Michelle Obama's "First Dance" at the Neighborhood.
Spice Up Your Blog And Blogging.
Autopost Your Blog Everywhere ( with Posterous.com or / and TwitterFeed.com).
Grow Traffic With Google Friend Connect.
Additional Information
"The Master Key System" By Charles Haanel (The 28 Part Version Is The Complete Version) The book, "The Master Key System" By Charles Haanel, one of the greatest courses on success ever created, is made up of 28-part course on achievement and success. What is mostly available online is the 24 part version - the incomplete version. Stay away from the free version and the 24-part version. The authentic version is the accurate and complete 28-part version. Search for it on Amazon. NEW INFO - - - > The missing / banned / supressed portion of "The Master Key System" By Charles Haanel can be found in "Master Key Arcana" ~ Charles F. Haanel. For the first time, the enlightening book "Master Key Arcana" focus on the "lost parts" of "The Master Key System" - parts 25, 26, 27, and 28.
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At Home, Finally
Free at last, free at last. Thank God, I am free at last, ermmm... until tomorrow morning, and then I'll look forward, again, to tomorrow evening, to being free, again... Even if I win the National Lottery jackport or Euro-Millions, I know I am not free. No. I have large extended family. Therefore, I cannot disappear to Mexico with all the cash. Or can I? Hmmm... anyway, I know how I can be truly free. I need US$500Billion to be trully free. I will start prospecting for oil in my back garden. If I don't find any, then I will invade any tiny country that is rich in oil. I will rule it with an iron fist, like a dictator, for a thousand years, until there's no oil left. If you are from a small tiny, tiny, tiny country – flowing in natural resources, especially oil, watch out. Your country is in trouble cos I am very hungry. I could have your country invaded.
Ah, I'm Tired
Tiredness... overworked… super tired; tired eyes, tired wrist, tired, tired, tired... everything I look at I wish it was a bed that I can just lie down and sleeeeeep… I did not get enough sleep @ the weekend. Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night.. I think I had less than 10 hours sleep. I hope tonight, I'll be in bed as early as 9pm - to pursue my dreams. I've not dreamt in a long time. Maybe I have, but I don't remember it when I get out of bed. Maybe tonight I'll dream about yawning continuously, tired and propping my eyelids open with cellotape and matchsticks. ...bupa.co.uk says the reason for my tiredness, "you avoid physical activity" ... I do far too much physical activity. I don’t drink tea. I don’t drink coffee. Cannabis is out of the question. I don't smoke... I’ve given up redbull… The way forward is a long sleep tonight, or else....
Constant Improvement Concept
Tiny steps lead to success... focused, planned, tiny, every day continuous and never-ending improvements, no matter how small, eventually lead to dramatic increase / success, always.
(1.) Imagination... Aim very high. A thought. An idea. Visualization. Know what you want... Make a plan (of action ... organized plan). Lay out your plan (on paper) and a specific goal (one goal / dream / aim) that will make the greatest difference in your life when you achieve it.
(2.) Set a time limit for the achievement of your goal.
(3.) Pursue your dream. Take continuous action - without halt, each day, which takes you closer to your main goal - your dream.
(4.) Hard work, focus, persistence, perseverance... and drive, love/passion/obsession for what you do.
(1.) Imagination... Aim very high. A thought. An idea. Visualization. Know what you want... Make a plan (of action ... organized plan). Lay out your plan (on paper) and a specific goal (one goal / dream / aim) that will make the greatest difference in your life when you achieve it.
(2.) Set a time limit for the achievement of your goal.
(3.) Pursue your dream. Take continuous action - without halt, each day, which takes you closer to your main goal - your dream.
(4.) Hard work, focus, persistence, perseverance... and drive, love/passion/obsession for what you do.
Cooking Is NOT Hard Work Or Work
Okay. I'm signing off. It's bedtime in about 4 hours. Have to cook a delicious meal. I cooked yesterday. No one died. Everyone is alive. Thank God for that. Tonight, though, the smoke alarm might go off (it always does when I use the kitchen) or burnt offering served, but, I promise I won't burn down the kitchen or the whole street, at least not tonight, but maybe another night. Cooking is not work or hard work if you know the insider secrets (- patience, attention to detail, experience,...); secret recipes and foolproof strategies to cooking healthy food. Lousy cooking is a a sin and a crime. I don't know if watching Food Network will make you a great cook. I don't know.
Austin Powers’ Vern Troyer (Mini Me) & Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother
Tonight, Austin Powers’ Vern Troy / Mini Me will win the final of 2009 Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother. That is my prediction. England has a soft spot for underdogs. If Vern Troyer doesn’t win, then England have gone cold hearted because of the government and the recession. I’d hate for Ulrika Johnson to win. Vern Troyer, my favorite actor, should win and marry Naomi Campbell, my favorite supermodel. Everything and anything is possible. Have faith, please.
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BBC2 Top Gear's Test Driver, Stig, Unmasked !
The identity of Stig - BBC2's [Top Gear] white jumpsuit and helmet wearing (mysterious) motor racing test driver has been revealed by Daily Mail: "The Stig unmasked: Identity of Top Gear's mystery test drive revealed" ! His identity has been revealed !
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Would You Take Advantage Of A 'Double Your Money' Cash Machine?
What would you do if a faulty ATM (on a camera linked to every transaction - they know where you live!) spontaneously give £200 in your favour every time you ask for £100?
(1.) Tough luck! Take the effen 'profit' and run.
(2.) Grin and take advantage with several cards.
(3.) Come back every day and take more free money.
(4.) Happily spread the word to friends & family.
(5.) The bank camera is against my right to privacy.
(6.) Return the money and charge the bank phone hold time fee.
(7.) It’s not mine! I'd own-up and return the money.
(8.) Report it to the police.
What would you do?
(1.) Tough luck! Take the effen 'profit' and run.
(2.) Grin and take advantage with several cards.
(3.) Come back every day and take more free money.
(4.) Happily spread the word to friends & family.
(5.) The bank camera is against my right to privacy.
(6.) Return the money and charge the bank phone hold time fee.
(7.) It’s not mine! I'd own-up and return the money.
(8.) Report it to the police.
What would you do?
Tips: Air Travel Tip (Lost Luggage)
Use your camera phone to take photos of the contents of your suitcase, before every trip, except if you have any of the following in your luggage: narcotics, illegal immigrants, “dirty money” (Dark Knight, Customs won't believe you "got paid" for your blogs or that you earned all that cash blogging “in a foreign country”. Blogging doesn’t pay that much, except you are taking backhanders blogging and campaigning on behalf of a drugs cartel for for the legalization of narcotics), firearms, anaconda snake, comodo dragon, baby elephant, hedgehog, orangantan, Bubbles (Michael Jackson's chimpanzee), ouija board, satanic / pagan / witchcraft / black magic paraphernalia, dodgy kebab, or any other crazy items or contraband or endangered animals. What's on your mind right now? Money? Posted via email from <'s posterous
Just Watched Some Interesting Videos
... Ory Okolloh, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Do Business With Africa, Africa Open For Business
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Getting A Pizza Of The Action
Frugal times. Wild night out, at home. Totally confidential - for your eyes only; I'm eating Italian Pizza, but without checked tablecloth and giant pepper pot... heavy lifting, though, - a good workout. I guess I have no need to go to the gym tonight. Manchester United v. Wigan is live now. I want Wigan defeated and their players in (endless) tears.
Electrify Your Blogs And Blogging
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One Whole (Too) Long Week To Go...
...to see the back of lousy and awful George W. Bush. I wish he'd go this very minute. The greatest day of this year would be the day that tyrant leaves office. He is a waste of space. He should hide his face in eternal shame. World economy is in a mess; war in Afghanistan, war in Middle East, people dying, failing economies, credit crunch, recession, falling property prices, malnutrition, political unrest and war around. George W. Bush is the most loathed and most unpopular American president, ever. George W. Bush’s so called “war on terror” and the mysterious “weapons of mass destruction” that was till this day never found was a scam. George W. Bush was the worst thing that ever happened to planet earth. Never again. May there never be the likes of George W. Bush (anywhere) ever again in high office on earth, in heaven and in hell. Amen.
It's Too Cold To Snow In London
Winter in England is damn too cold; foggy, cold rain, wet and as cold as the north pole. Right now I wish I was in Florida or Dubai or Vegas or Abuja.
The Internet Is Swamped With 'Gurus' & 'Experts'
The internet has made it incredibly easy for dodgy gurus and experts to operate. I'm out - I'm off to read a book under a coconut tree.
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