Disaster: Snow + Ploughs + Salt + Grit - Table Salt For Roads - Sack Council Chiefs

Council Chiefs stated they have no snow ploughs, no salt or grit to keep our no-go roads ice-free this winter. I do not understand all these alarm and panic. The Ministry of Defense has all the equipment to free up all the damn roads of this recession-battered country. Politicians cannot fix the doomed economy. What are they paid for? The job climate is deteriorating at an alarming rate and job losses soaring nationwide. When is the economy going to be sorted out? The Markets have gutted every portfolio in this land. Soon, the tax man will slash it even further with all kinds of stupid increased back door taxes. Council chiefs cannot fix the roads. When are they going to be sacked? The army is fighting a stupid war which they can never win. How many more innocent lives will be lost before this government realise that it should do the right thing. An part of the economic stimulus plan for combatting the recession, the government should end the wars and stop wasting tax payers money that should be used right now to rescue this country. Is United Kingdom Really Doomed Or Are We Just A Bunch Of Weak And Lazy Cry-Babies? Snow grinded the whole country to a halt? This must be a national emergency. Why is the Ministry of Defense not helping in clearing the roads? Surely, all the soldiers cannot all be in Iraq and Afghanistan killing people. God help us should Russia or Iran or even Albania decide to invade the country. There would be no soldiers to defend us. I just would not survive as a slave in a foreign country like Russia or Iran. Therefore, MOD, please help and clear the roads. I Want To Help The Country. I have a 10 kg bag of table salt in the kitchen which I want to donate to the Treasury and the Prime Minister. I do not want reduced tax or Knighthood. I just want the piranhas, snakes and the overpaid Chief Executive of my lousy and incompetent Local Authority and every Council Chief Exec immediately sacked without pay.

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Cadbury Adams, A Farmers Son

I saw the below on Twitter ... read... ...isn't he funny..

"Having pig, cow, sheep chicken duck and goose for dinner tonight. Absolutely no idea where they are going to sit though. Need more chairs."

"Can't find the barn or the pig pens under the snow so all the animals are in the farmhouse tonight. Sheep make good foot warmers."

"Woke middle of night so thirsty mouth felt like badgers arse. Open eyes to find it was actually hedgehogs arse. Need house back."

* Name: Cadbury Adams Esq.
* Location: Little Chortley By-The-Brow
* Web: http://twitter.com/CadburyAdamsEsq
* Bio: I'm a farmers son, living and working on a farm in Gloucestershire, England.

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