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No Bling In Chains
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It is like heavy chains around my neck, twisting me up, pulling me down. It is slowing me down. I have work to do. I can fix this tiredness and stay awake with caffeine into my blood stream. I'm a recovering Red Bull addict. I don't want to relapse. My head is spinning so much. It’s unbelievable. I'm in agony. Tiredness has me. My body is being tortured. Creativity and imagination have deserted me. Fatigue has taken over. My mind can't focus. My eyelids are getting smaller and are out of shape. I wonder if I'm blogging in my sleep? Can I go on forever, and ever, night and day, without sleep? I hope when I awake, scientists will have come up with 'stay-awake-as-long-as-you-want solution. I want to stay awake for as long as I want - even up to 12 months, without any sleep; renewable energy powered human. Green cars. Green humans. Electric cars. Electric humans. I want to be solar powered so that I will be recharged and energized, always. I'm out; gone for daisy chain dreams. Bye, bye, tiredness. Hello, sleep [...]
Backyard Betty Blowing Everybody’s Mind
"Back-backyard Betty blowing everybody’s mind;
she can make a star out of that behind." ~ PlanetTampon
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Nothing Happens Until Something Moves
| “Nothing happens until something moves.” ~ Albert Einstein. “A body in motion tends to remain in motion, a body at rest tends to remain at rest.” ~ The Law of Inertia. "An object at rest tends to stay at rest and an object in motion tends to stay in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force." ~ Newton's First Law of Motion. Note to self: To act NOW is the key. Movement is the force of creation. Every 'problem' is an opportunity. Every 'problem' has a solution. I will step up my game, be proactive and make lots of biz offers on a regular basis. |
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Trouble At The Mill
| Problem with FeedBurner. Causing terrible hassle... I encountered same problem last night. Is anyone having this problem or George Dumbya Bush messed up my RSS Feed, again? HTTP Error Code: 404 Detail: /opml.jspx |
There Is No Point Going To Church Today
Woke up about an hour ago. It is now almost half 12 - - noon. Moreover, no one would remember me if I stepped into church. Last went ,in 6th Century B. C. .......Maybe I should go to a mosque or a synagogue.... instead, even though I've never stepped into one before. Do I have need for religion? No. Does religion have need for me? No. ........gone back to bed.
Secret Diary: Blog Update In Progress
Secret Diary is working on the page elements; links and rearranging page elements on the Secret Diary blog.
AlphaInventions = Internet Traffic
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Panacea81: Lauren Luke, Makeup Artist On YouTube
| Panacea81 is Lauren Luke, a makeup artist. Lauren Luke is huge on YouTube. More than 4 million people have watched her bridal, wedding and makeup lessons on YouTube. Lauren Luke of Panacea81 is the 2nd most popular person on YouTube in the UK. BBC did a coverage on her work. |
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Doh! The Monster Escaped, Again
| I am currently experiencing backend issues. I am working hard to resolve them as quickly as possible. I only have two hands. I apologize to myself for the inconvenience and appreciate my own patience. |
Disaster: Snow + Ploughs + Salt + Grit - Table Salt For Roads - Sack Council Chiefs
| Council Chiefs stated they have no snow ploughs, no salt or grit to keep our no-go roads ice-free this winter. I do not understand all these alarm and panic. The Ministry of Defense has all the equipment to free up all the damn roads of this recession-battered country. Politicians cannot fix the doomed economy. What are they paid for? The job climate is deteriorating at an alarming rate and job losses soaring nationwide. When is the economy going to be sorted out? The Markets have gutted every portfolio in this land. Soon, the tax man will slash it even further with all kinds of stupid increased back door taxes. Council chiefs cannot fix the roads. When are they going to be sacked? The army is fighting a stupid war which they can never win. How many more innocent lives will be lost before this government realise that it should do the right thing. An part of the economic stimulus plan for combatting the recession, the government should end the wars and stop wasting tax payers money that should be used right now to rescue this country. Is United Kingdom Really Doomed Or Are We Just A Bunch Of Weak And Lazy Cry-Babies? Snow grinded the whole country to a halt? This must be a national emergency. Why is the Ministry of Defense not helping in clearing the roads? Surely, all the soldiers cannot all be in Iraq and Afghanistan killing people. God help us should Russia or Iran or even Albania decide to invade the country. There would be no soldiers to defend us. I just would not survive as a slave in a foreign country like Russia or Iran. Therefore, MOD, please help and clear the roads. I Want To Help The Country. I have a 10 kg bag of table salt in the kitchen which I want to donate to the Treasury and the Prime Minister. I do not want reduced tax or Knighthood. I just want the piranhas, snakes and the overpaid Chief Executive of my lousy and incompetent Local Authority and every Council Chief Exec immediately sacked without pay. |
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Jack Dorsey » Founder & Chairman of Twitter
| Jack Dorsey (Founder & Chairman of Twitter - http://twitter.com/jack, ) invented Twitter.com .. The Courier Bag: The Inspiration Behind Twitter http://thechristmasladder.squarespace.com/home/2009/2/5/the-courier-bag-the-inspiration-behind-twitter.html |
HelloTxt: Update Your Status On All Microblogging / Social Networks All At Once
| http://hellotxt.com ... HelloTxt lets you update your status and read your friends' status across all main microblogging and social networks all at once. |
AlphaInventions.com Brings Visitors
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I am Not A Big Boobs Fan
| I cannot see or understand the attraction of freakishly large breasts. I have made up my mind. Size does not matter. Size is not everything. A big boob is not equal to big brains. I am sure if brainy Albert Einstein was alive today, he would agree with me. I do not think Albert Einstein would have been so clever if he had hugemongous boobs. I have nothing against big boobs as long as they are not obstructing my view. Medium breasts are okay with me, sometimes. "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." ~ Albert Einstein. |
Blog Restored
...but, I lost the BlogRoll... its on a file on my desktop, but I don't have the time to reinstall it.
Cadbury Adams, A Farmers Son
I saw the below on Twitter ... read... ...isn't he funny..
"Having pig, cow, sheep chicken duck and goose for dinner tonight. Absolutely no idea where they are going to sit though. Need more chairs."
"Can't find the barn or the pig pens under the snow so all the animals are in the farmhouse tonight. Sheep make good foot warmers."
"Woke middle of night so thirsty mouth felt like badgers arse. Open eyes to find it was actually hedgehogs arse. Need house back."
* Name: Cadbury Adams Esq.
* Location: Little Chortley By-The-Brow
* Web: http://twitter.com/CadburyAdamsEsq
* Bio: I'm a farmers son, living and working on a farm in Gloucestershire, England.
"Having pig, cow, sheep chicken duck and goose for dinner tonight. Absolutely no idea where they are going to sit though. Need more chairs."
"Can't find the barn or the pig pens under the snow so all the animals are in the farmhouse tonight. Sheep make good foot warmers."
"Woke middle of night so thirsty mouth felt like badgers arse. Open eyes to find it was actually hedgehogs arse. Need house back."
* Name: Cadbury Adams Esq.
* Location: Little Chortley By-The-Brow
* Web: http://twitter.com/CadburyAdamsEsq
* Bio: I'm a farmers son, living and working on a farm in Gloucestershire, England.
Soon: New Template For Blog
Man @ work on Secret Diary... Plz, ignore the mess... I'm working on it - - - > when I have the time... enjoy the mess. New template coming soon......... I lost a lot of stuff on this damn blog. Tried recovering it through WayBack Machine but my blog is not old enough; 2005 & downwards. My blog is 2009. So if you created your blog in 2006, it is not on the archive of WayBack Machine. I tried the catched result from Google search results - to see what I can use FrontPage to recover. Found it, but lost it again cos I restarted the laptop. I logged back on within 10 minutes but Google search engine robot came and crawled my blog. It indexed the mistakes and lost portion of my blog. Damn. I did save the original template on my desktop before I messed about with the template...., but I'm not sure if I'll be able to recover my Blog Roll, Links and the bells & whistles that was on the original template. I will try and sort it out tonight or sometime this weekend, or never.... Wish me luck. ..........if you or anyone know another method or archive I can use to recover my old blog (as of 48 hours ago), plz do let me know - it will save me a whole load of work with the new template. Thanks.
Many Places To Read The Secret Diary
Secret Diary is published simultaneously to Twitter, Tumblr and Wordpress via email to Posterous.com ... [ Email + Posterous.com ] ... MyblogLog, FriendFeed, Google Profiles, Google Blog Search and many more blog directories.... What I'm saying is you can use Posterous.com to update your blog, twitter, and flickr all at the same time by using only your email from your phone or computer. See a few people who are using it also. Though, The Secret Diary’s blog is for fun, should you deploy similar publish strategy, (to publicize your biz), for a business venture, I'm sure you can be successful with your results with the search engines and search directories. I think you should try it.
If You Stay Ready, You Don't Have To Get Ready
Why is everyone surprised about the nasty weather? Moaners are making the weather look bad, appear difficult and unpleasant. Since last week, the weatherman did warn about the snow & windy condition - they did say that it was going to happen – nasty weather. Why are people surprised, complaining and bunking off work? It’s immoral – a sin. Anyway, enjoy the damn weather and being trapped at home, at the airport, or at work. More snow + freezing temperatures is heading for the UK, Channel Islands and Isle of Man....
People: "8 inches of snow" ..."shocking" ... "chaos" ... "the heaviest snow in 18 years" ... "mayhem" ... "flights cancelled" ... "its gonna get worst tonight"
Students & ScallyWaggs: "incredible" ... "amazing" ... "awesome"
The Elderly: "brutal" ... "very odd" ... "shocking" ... “apocalyptic” … “its dangerous”
The Secret Diary: "thank God it's Monday" ... "we love it" ... "happy holidays"
* The Secret Diary is a member of National Sarcasm Society.
People: "8 inches of snow" ..."shocking" ... "chaos" ... "the heaviest snow in 18 years" ... "mayhem" ... "flights cancelled" ... "its gonna get worst tonight"
Students & ScallyWaggs: "incredible" ... "amazing" ... "awesome"
The Elderly: "brutal" ... "very odd" ... "shocking" ... “apocalyptic” … “its dangerous”
The Secret Diary: "thank God it's Monday" ... "we love it" ... "happy holidays"
* The Secret Diary is a member of National Sarcasm Society.
My Work Is Done
"... The article that I promised, "Give Thanks: Create A Gratitude Journal Daily" has been published. Follow the link on the previous post.
Military Decree
I hereby decree that I shall sleep all day today, undisturbed, like The King of the Whole of the United States of America, including (forgotten / history) Sarah Palin’s Alaska, even though I'm in England." ~ says me, ‘The Boss’.
* * * Anyone objecting to this military decree, should put their "objections" in writing, but I won’t read it or look into it. Dictators are answerable to no one. If my precious sleep is, in anyway, disturbed, I shall declare martial law and invade your backyard. I'm not joking. I mean it.
Military Decree
I hereby decree that I shall sleep all day today, undisturbed, like The King of the Whole of the United States of America, including (forgotten / history) Sarah Palin’s Alaska, even though I'm in England." ~ says me, ‘The Boss’.
* * * Anyone objecting to this military decree, should put their "objections" in writing, but I won’t read it or look into it. Dictators are answerable to no one. If my precious sleep is, in anyway, disturbed, I shall declare martial law and invade your backyard. I'm not joking. I mean it.
Doing What Matters
In about 30 minutes from now, I will post a new article I'm working on, "Give Thanks: Create A Gratitude Journal Daily."
Something Sucks
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vacuums.
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes.
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Lindsey: lava?
Lindsey: vacuums.
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes.
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Lindsey: lava?
Stiff Nipples Is Not My Business
Stiff Nipples Air-Conditioning Service is not my business. Stiff Nipples has nothing to do with me. I swear.
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