SECRET DIARY: 2009

Google Wave Made Easy: Google Wave Explained

What the heck is Google Wave? ... Google Wave explained

http://tinyurl.com/yad2zf5

Mashable: Top 7 / Seven Twitter Tutorials On YouTube

Top 7/seven Twitter tutorials on YouTube {Ref: @mashable ~ http://mashable.com}
http://mashable.com/2009/05/31/twitter-tutorials-youtube
http://short.to/cxur

How To Add Google Friend Connect:

How To Add Google Friend Connect: The link below is what I used to add Google Friend Connect to my blog. Use it to add Google Friend Connect to your blog or site; "Strengthening a worldwide community with Google Friend Connect" - http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/strengthening-worldwide-community-with.html

Netlog integrates with Google Friend Connect
http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/netlog-integrates-with-google-friend.html
http://www.netlog.com

Ref: http://googleblog.blogspot.com

Twitter: Top Twitter Tools Exposed And Explained At Lightning Speed

Wolfram Alpha {The New Computational Search Engine} By Stephen Wolfram

"Google Killer": Wolfram Alpha {the new computational search engine} by Stephen Wolfram is live http://www.wolframalpha.com

How to Design iPhone Apps ~ iPhone Application Development/Designer

How to design iPhone apps ~ iPhone application development/designer

http://www.webdesignerdepot.com/2009/05/how-to-get-started-with-iphone-dev

Tin·ker ~ Tinker ~ How To Discover Events People Are Twittering And Chattering About Now Online On Twitter

Tin·ker ~ Tinker ~ How to discover events people are twittering and chattering about now online on Twitter - Tin·ker ~ Tinker is a simple way to discover events and issues people around the world are twittering, chattering and talking about right now online via Twitter.

http://tinker.com

MOBILE APPLICATIONS/APPS: GRAV.I.TYN ~ GRAVITY ~ TWITTER CLIENT FOR NOKIA PLATFORM

Grav·i·tyn ~ Gravity is a native Twitter client for the Nokia S60 platform.

http://mobileways.de/products/gravity/gravity

Publicity Insider: PR Tips, Press Release Secrets, And Inside Track To Huge Publicity Secrets For Savvy Businesses And Entrepreneurs

Publicity insider: PR tips, press release secrets, and inside track to huge publicity secrets for savvy businesses and entrepreneurs
http://www.publicityinsider.com

Top Tips And Tricks On How To Increase Internet Traffic, Subscribers And Visitors To Your Blogs And Websites

Top tips and tricks on how to increase internet traffic, subscribers and visitors to your blogs and websites

http://DesiznTech.info/2009/03/Yet-Another-11-Tips-You-Can-Follow-To-Increase-Traffic

How To Get More Followers On Twitter

How to get more followers on Twitter... - 10 Proven Tips To Get More Twitter Followers

http://www.LeeMunroe.com/Tips-More-Twitter-Followers

How To Easily Submit Your Blogs And Websites To 160+ Social Networks And Bookmark Sites

How To Easily Submit Your Blog And Website To 160+ Social Networks And Bookmark Sites
Try it >>> http://SocialPoster.com

http://seodevgroup.com/products/socialsubmitter.html

How To Submit Blogs To Google: Google Blog Search Ping Service

If your blog is not listed in Google results, submit your blog to Google Blog Search Ping Service. All you have to do {only once} is enter your blog's url or feed address and Google will add you.
http://blogsearch.google.com/ping

Submit Your Sites/Blogs: Google Sitemaps - How To Automatically Update Google When You Update Your Blog/site

Automatically update Google when you update your site.
http://www.google.com/webmasters/tools
http://www.google.com/support/webmasters/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=40318

Google Analytics: Know How Visitors Find, Navigate & Convert on Your Site | Write Better Ads

"With Google Analytics, you can gather, view, and analyze data about your website traffic. By embedding our basic JavaScript snippet into your pages, you see which content gets the most visits, average page views and time on site for visits, which ads are driving the most visitors to your site, and more. You can also use the simple administrative interface to set up goals and filters to control what data goes into your reports based on your business needs. The best part: this sophisticated, full-featured web analytics package is free." ~ Google.com

http://www.google.com/analytics
http://analytics.blogspot.com

Drive Traffic To Your Website: Market Your Business, Website And Blog With A Press Release

Press release is the most effective form of internet advertising. It is easy and cost-effective way to promote your business, reach potential customers, drive internet traffic to your website and increase your website rankings on the search engines.

http://Free-Press-Release.com/Blog
http://Prweb.com
http://PressArmy.com

Big List of Free Press Release Distribution Sites
http://nakedpr.com/2007/07/29/big-list-of-free-press-release-distribution-sites

How To Write Great Press Release: Sample Press Release Template
http://www.publicityinsider.com/release.asp

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Search Engine Optimization | 6 Easy Ways to Make Money Online | Learn How Affiliate Marketing Can Skyrocket Your Bottom Line: Jon Rognerud

Home > Online Business > Search Optimization > 6 Easy Ways to Make Money Online ...
Jon Rognerud: Search Engine Optimization | 6 Easy Ways to Make Money Online | Learn How Affiliate Marketing Can Skyrocket Your Bottom Line.

Create a website or blog using Google's Blogger. Host with Godaddy.com
.....[more]

I was about to write a post which I have been avoiding for days. It's the weekend. I feel lazy, but I will be brief.

The idea is for you to combine the above idea from Jon Rognerud with search engine traffic/submission. It will get your blog / site quickly ranked/indexed by Google, worldwide within 7 days. It is free.It is the tricks of "Search Engine Optimization Experts." - SEO Consultants.
Jon Rognerud (Affiliate Marketing) + Maggy Tyger's article (Google) + Submit Wolf v8.0 (by Trellian.com. Submit Wolf is the automated url submission tool to submit your blog / site to the search engines and directories) = You are in business.

Links Are Here If You Want To Print This Page:

Jon Rognerud (Affiliate Marketing): http://tinyurl.com/dcfc4r

Maggy Tyger's article (Google): http://tinyurl.com/dgbs78

Submit Wolf v8.0 (Automated URL Submission to search engines and directories): http://www.trellian.com/products.htm

... More..

# ... FeedFront — The Official Magazine of Affiliate Summit.
# ... Affiliate Summit - Affiliate marketing conference.
# ... 28 Ways To Make Money With Your Website.
# ... Opportunity.com (Affiliate Commision Engine by John Reese).
# ... "Google Blogger for Dummies" ~ Susan Gunelius
# ... Submit your blogs ~ http://www.blog-connection.com/submit-blogs.htm
# ... Add your feeds to FeedBurner: http://FeedBurner.com
# ... RSS-based blog syndication network for online media publishers: http://BlogBurst.com

Even if you have no interest in online marketing or seach engine optimization, you should use SubmitWolf v8.0 and the info on Maggy Tyger's article to submit your site / blog to all the major search engines around the world. It will greately increase your Alexa and Goole Rank, even your backward links.

HOW TO MANAGE TWO / MULTIPLE TWITTER ACCOUNTS FROM YOUR MOBILE PHONE OR COMPUTER

Here is "How To Manage Two / Multiple Twitter Accounts From Your Mobile Phone or Computer" - my contribution to an article on Darren Rowse's {@ProBlogger } (Twitip) of ProBlogger - {Blog Tips} and Twitip {All About Twitter}. The article is titled "Using Twitter To Market Your Art".

This is my tip on how to (easily) manage / keep up with two / multiple (personal / business) Twitter accounts...

TWEETIE
To manage two / multiple (personal / business) Twitter accounts from your mobile phone, use iPhone and Tweetie. Tweetie (by Atebits) is client for iPhone.

HOOTSUITE
To manage two / multiple (personal / business) Twitter accounts from your computer, use HootSuite. "HootSuite is the ultimate Twitter toolbox. With HootSuite, you can manage multiple Twitter profiles, pre-schedule tweets, and measure your success." ~ HootSuite.

TWITTER APPLICATIONS/TOOLS

* * * Twhirl, Internet Tools, {powered by Adobe AIR} is the desktop social software client for the Twitter microblogging platform. "I use Twhirl because it supports multiple accounts." ~ Guy Kawasaki.

Seesmic Desktop {Twitter support + multiple accounts, built-in picture + video (soon) sharing}, Twit2Go, Digsby, Future Tweets, Tweetburner, twtQpon, Tweetdeck, Tweet Later, TwitterFox, Twitter Gallery, Monitter, Twit This, Twollo, Twimailer, Twitoria, Twitter Toolbar, Bubble Tweet, Tweetbeep, Twitter Safe, Twitter Counter, Twitxr, Tweepler, Splitweet, HelloTxt, TwitPic
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Sound of Music | Central Station Antwerp (Belgium)

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Pilot Flys Without Arms

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American Capitalism

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Douchiest Phone Message

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6 Year Old Skates Under Cars

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R.I.P: Goodbye Jade Goody

Why does death take the wrong people? Death, take a holiday. Poverty-to-celebrity (reality TV star) Jade Goody, 1981-2009, 27, has died after a high-profile battle with cancer. Goodbye, Jade Goody. Best wishes to your sons [...]
More:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7925719.stm

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You Don't Know Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt is from the Schitt family [...]

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Perils Of Online Dating

The catchy HTML doo wop love song ("w, w, w. . . whoa, whoa, whoa") is by Oakland-based girl band, the Hot Toddies. The song is about the perils of Internet dating. Listen to the very last verse. [...]

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Bust Your Windows

Jazmine Sullivan : Bust Your Windows (Remix)... [...]

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Smoking Baby

World Star Hip-hop : Smoking Baby
Smoking Baby: Smoke-filled young life ... smoke rising from your little fingers. Secondhand smoke causes lung disease. You need to quit now; protect your ignorant father - Get help! I was shocked when I saw this video. All the crack head man (I presume is the child's father / relative) would have done to finish me off would have been to pull out the longest syringe - the size of a ruler - hand it to the child to inject crack cocaine, whilst laughing his head off. Can you image if that was your baby hanging out with the wrong father. From cigar smoking, playboy bunnies, gang-banging, alcohol, drug smuggling, growing opium poppies to world domination - invading other countries - - > Iraq, Jamaica, Nigeria, Russia, Spain, Italy, Ghana, Belgium, Kenya, Iran, Israel, Palestine, South Africa, India, Pakistan, United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Tanzania, Cuba, Venezuela, Barbados, Peru, China, Mars [...]

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Secret Diary's Twitter Update

This is a TEST (Mail2Blogger) post from LoudTwitter.com

22:36 I couldn't find a tweet to post to TEST LoudTwitter #
22:36 So I posted this. #
I've decided to publish Twitter updates here.
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No Bling In Chains

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It is like heavy chains around my neck, twisting me up, pulling me down. It is slowing me down. I have work to do. I can fix this tiredness and stay awake with caffeine into my blood stream. I'm a recovering Red Bull addict. I don't want to relapse. My head is spinning so much. It’s unbelievable. I'm in agony. Tiredness has me. My body is being tortured. Creativity and imagination have deserted me. Fatigue has taken over. My mind can't focus. My eyelids are getting smaller and are out of shape. I wonder if I'm blogging in my sleep? Can I go on forever, and ever, night and day, without sleep? I hope when I awake, scientists will have come up with 'stay-awake-as-long-as-you-want solution. I want to stay awake for as long as I want - even up to 12 months, without any sleep; renewable energy powered human. Green cars. Green humans. Electric cars. Electric humans. I want to be solar powered so that I will be recharged and energized, always. I'm out; gone for daisy chain dreams. Bye, bye, tiredness. Hello, sleep [...]

Backyard Betty Blowing Everybody’s Mind

"Back-backyard Betty blowing everybody’s mind;
she can make a star out of that behind." ~ PlanetTampon
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~ PlanetTampon

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Cleaned Up The Mess

This blog was a mess. I think it looks better now [...]

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Nothing Happens Until Something Moves

“Nothing happens until something moves.” ~ Albert Einstein.

“A body in motion tends to remain in motion, a body at rest tends to remain at rest.” ~ The Law of Inertia.

"An object at rest tends to stay at rest and an object in motion tends to stay in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force." ~ Newton's First Law of Motion.

Note to self: To act NOW is the key. Movement is the force of creation. Every 'problem' is an opportunity. Every 'problem' has a solution. I will step up my game, be proactive and make lots of biz offers on a regular basis.

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Freeloading Fat Chav

Get 'Fat Chav' Insurance [...]

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SECRET DIARY: Get SECRET DIARY On Your Mobile Phone

You can read SECRET DIARY on your mobile phone through Secret Diary's mobile site URL at Mippin. Simply enter http://mippin.com/secretdiary into your phone's browser.

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Trouble At The Mill

Problem with FeedBurner. Causing terrible hassle... I encountered same problem last night. Is anyone having this problem or George Dumbya Bush messed up my RSS Feed, again?

HTTP Error Code: 404
Detail: /opml.jspx

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How To Add RSS AutoDiscovery To Your Site / Blog

How to add RSS Autodiscovery to your site (by Pete Freitag)

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There Is No Point Going To Church Today

Woke up about an hour ago. It is now almost half 12 - - noon. Moreover, no one would remember me if I stepped into church. Last went ,in 6th Century B. C. .......Maybe I should go to a mosque or a synagogue.... instead, even though I've never stepped into one before. Do I have need for religion? No. Does religion have need for me? No. ........gone back to bed.

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Axis Of Goodness...

... Blah, blah, blah, blahhhhhhhh... I'm out. G'night & have a great weekend..

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Secret Diary: Blog Update In Progress

Secret Diary is working on the page elements; links and rearranging page elements on the Secret Diary blog.

AlphaInventions = Internet Traffic

Funny Prank Call

Panacea81: Lauren Luke, Makeup Artist On YouTube

Panacea81 is Lauren Luke, a makeup artist. Lauren Luke is huge on YouTube. More than 4 million people have watched her bridal, wedding and makeup lessons on YouTube. Lauren Luke of Panacea81 is the 2nd most popular person on YouTube in the UK. BBC did a coverage on her work.

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Doh! The Monster Escaped, Again

I am currently experiencing backend issues. I am working hard to resolve them as quickly as possible. I only have two hands. I apologize to myself for the inconvenience and appreciate my own patience.

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Disaster: Snow + Ploughs + Salt + Grit - Table Salt For Roads - Sack Council Chiefs

Council Chiefs stated they have no snow ploughs, no salt or grit to keep our no-go roads ice-free this winter. I do not understand all these alarm and panic. The Ministry of Defense has all the equipment to free up all the damn roads of this recession-battered country. Politicians cannot fix the doomed economy. What are they paid for? The job climate is deteriorating at an alarming rate and job losses soaring nationwide. When is the economy going to be sorted out? The Markets have gutted every portfolio in this land. Soon, the tax man will slash it even further with all kinds of stupid increased back door taxes. Council chiefs cannot fix the roads. When are they going to be sacked? The army is fighting a stupid war which they can never win. How many more innocent lives will be lost before this government realise that it should do the right thing. An part of the economic stimulus plan for combatting the recession, the government should end the wars and stop wasting tax payers money that should be used right now to rescue this country.

Is United Kingdom Really Doomed Or Are We Just A Bunch Of Weak And Lazy Cry-Babies? Snow grinded the whole country to a halt? This must be a national emergency. Why is the Ministry of Defense not helping in clearing the roads? Surely, all the soldiers cannot all be in Iraq and Afghanistan killing people. God help us should Russia or Iran or even Albania decide to invade the country. There would be no soldiers to defend us. I just would not survive as a slave in a foreign country like Russia or Iran. Therefore, MOD, please help and clear the roads.

I Want To Help The Country. I have a 10 kg bag of table salt in the kitchen which I want to donate to the Treasury and the Prime Minister. I do not want reduced tax or Knighthood. I just want the piranhas, snakes and the overpaid Chief Executive of my lousy and incompetent Local Authority and every Council Chief Exec immediately sacked without pay.

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"Google Blogger for Dummies" ~ Susan Gunelius

"Google Blogger for Dummies", priced at $16.49, is at bookshops, Wiley, Barnes and Noble, Amazon.com, and Waterstones. "Google Blogger for Dummies offer useful tips on how to create and set up up your first blog. For experienced bloggers, Susan Gunelius' "Google Blogger for Dummies" offer insightful advanced techniques of blogging.
# Paperback: 384 pages
# Published: February 3, 2009
# Language: English
# ISBN-10: 0470407425

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HelloTxt: Update Your Status On All Microblogging / Social Networks All At Once

http://hellotxt.com ... HelloTxt lets you update your status and read your friends' status across all main microblogging and social networks all at once.

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It Is Now On

I have turnned on my Google ATM machine.

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AlphaInventions.com Brings Visitors

Traffic. Random Stimulation. Exposure. Viral Marketing: AlphaInventions / Alpha Inventions - Great site for blogging blogers. You don't have to understand viral marketing, Apha Inventions works. Get your website / blog listed on AlphaInventions.com for extended reach of your site.

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I am Not A Big Boobs Fan

I cannot see or understand the attraction of freakishly large breasts. I have made up my mind. Size does not matter. Size is not everything. A big boob is not equal to big brains. I am sure if brainy Albert Einstein was alive today, he would agree with me. I do not think Albert Einstein would have been so clever if he had hugemongous boobs. I have nothing against big boobs as long as they are not obstructing my view. Medium breasts are okay with me, sometimes.

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." ~ Albert Einstein.

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Blog Restored

...but, I lost the BlogRoll... its on a file on my desktop, but I don't have the time to reinstall it.

Cadbury Adams, A Farmers Son

I saw the below on Twitter ... read... ...isn't he funny..

"Having pig, cow, sheep chicken duck and goose for dinner tonight. Absolutely no idea where they are going to sit though. Need more chairs."

"Can't find the barn or the pig pens under the snow so all the animals are in the farmhouse tonight. Sheep make good foot warmers."

"Woke middle of night so thirsty mouth felt like badgers arse. Open eyes to find it was actually hedgehogs arse. Need house back."

* Name: Cadbury Adams Esq.
* Location: Little Chortley By-The-Brow
* Web: http://twitter.com/CadburyAdamsEsq
* Bio: I'm a farmers son, living and working on a farm in Gloucestershire, England.

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Soon: New Template For Blog

Man @ work on Secret Diary... Plz, ignore the mess... I'm working on it - - - > when I have the time... enjoy the mess. New template coming soon......... I lost a lot of stuff on this damn blog. Tried recovering it through WayBack Machine but my blog is not old enough; 2005 & downwards. My blog is 2009. So if you created your blog in 2006, it is not on the archive of WayBack Machine. I tried the catched result from Google search results - to see what I can use FrontPage to recover. Found it, but lost it again cos I restarted the laptop. I logged back on within 10 minutes but Google search engine robot came and crawled my blog. It indexed the mistakes and lost portion of my blog. Damn. I did save the original template on my desktop before I messed about with the template...., but I'm not sure if I'll be able to recover my Blog Roll, Links and the bells & whistles that was on the original template. I will try and sort it out tonight or sometime this weekend, or never.... Wish me luck. ..........if you or anyone know another method or archive I can use to recover my old blog (as of 48 hours ago), plz do let me know - it will save me a whole load of work with the new template. Thanks.

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